How about something inspired by paint splashes, someone suggested. Gawd, paint splashes, have we all gone back to primary school? Who´s going to take us seriously if we do that? Well, Jackson Pollock tried it and it sort of worked out for him, one of our designers said. Was he really that popular? Er one of his paintings sold for 140 million. Oh right. Well. Buddy, paint splash away. Goddam. One hundred and forty million pounds? Christ, we´re giving these shirts away by comparison!